Good morning, whoever. I was feeling pretty down yesterday. Don't know why, just was. If you, too are having a bad day, then cheer up! You could be a grape smasher newslady. I didn't know the body could make this sound, but I hope mine never does.


You know the in-studio anchors are just trying to be polite in their concern, like "Is that enough concern? A little longer? Okay annnnnd...CUT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA".